I swear I am not making this up. The following breaking news story was posted on People.com.
After wrapping up the North American leg of her tour with two concerts in Las Vegas over the weekend, Britney Spears debuted her new single, “3,” on radio station Z100 Tuesday morning.
But that wasn’t enough excitement for her: On Wednesday, Spears purchased a pet parakeet.
If my name was Professor Media instead of Professor PR, I would flunk this editor.